This member of our team is about as tall as the burj khalifa.
He is fluent in both English and Polish, which can sometimes make it difficult
to follow conversations when around him and his parents due to random switches
in language. A die-hard believer in five dollar footlongs. It is worth noting
that a high level of caution needs to be exercised when erging near to him due
to the likelihood of slipping in the rather large lake of sweat which can
usually be found beneath his erg. As he is from London, he can be called a
townie, but for some reason I think of him more as ‘Dawidek’ not a townie. That
sounds kind of odd, but it is what it is. Similar to a T-Rex, if you remain
still the likelihood of him being able to see you is pretty low, due to the
fact that he spends a lot of his time squinting. Some say that he once spent a
summer teaching dance at a camp in the Catskills and that his Ferrari is the
colour of a rowing boat. All I know is, it’s Mark Dawidek.
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