From the town Soon to be Renamed 'Harperville'?

He asked to be described as ‘tall enough to party’. I’m not really sure what that means, whether he’s implying that short people can’t party or if he’s trying to insinuate something associated with being tall. This is his first year rowing for Western, which seems fairly logical given that this is also his first year at Western. Hailing from the capital of Canada, he has been rowing for quite a while and is currently gunning for a place on team Ontario for Canada Summer Games this summer. He chose not to respond to the questionnaire for the athlete bios, so I am working with whatever information I can creep/glean from facebook, and that’s pretty much it. Being from the Ottawa rowing club, he is likely to overdo it a Henley and enter himself in something like 7 events. Not specifically referring to him in that one. I have just been informed that he looks like one of the characters from Warm Bodies. He, like Matt, deeply enjoys waffle creations. Some say that . . . , ah fuck it, it’s Andre.