One From The True North

Hailing from the true great white north, well not the true north, but a lot more north than us here in southern Ontario; this athlete was raised by grizzly bears in the town of North Bay. Being from such a small and relatively remote community, it would be expected that her ideal evening would be something outdoorsy, such as campfires, canoeing, scaling rock cliffs with no ropes, stuff like that. Unfortunately, this is not the case, instead, she claims to prefer doing tower fly-bys in her F-14, which leads to the question, why has she been keeping this F-14 of hers secret from us all this time? Anyway, apparently connected with this F-14 is her love of the movie ‘Top Gun’. I do have a bit of a theory that it may be the all-male beach volleyball scene which is her favorite part of the movie. Currently she appears to be the source of a massive potential rift on the team because she is looking forward to ‘everything but Waffle house’. I doubt that sentiment will go down well with coach Matt, but then again, the waffle’s might not go down so well either. Some say that she once called in Air Force One to pick her up from her home in North Bay to reach an important meeting, and that she once wrestled a bear to the ground. All we know is, it’s Maria Schrempf!